Spotlight On: Tantus
You may not know it by the products I’ve reviewed so far, but I have an ever-growing collection of Tantus toys. In fact, I’m quite the Tantus fan-girl. They were the first high quality brand I...
View ArticleOh, HELL No: Tongue Tickler
Guys, I’m scared. No, really… I’m totally frightened by this thing… It’s HORRIFYING. Why would anyone want this thing? I mean, why is the nose so huge and pointed? Dear lord, why does it have...
View ArticleOh, HELL No: Baconlube
I may love bacon, I do, really. But I don’t want my lady parts to smell like bacon, and I don’t want my partners parts to taste like bacon either. And don’t even get me started on using it as a...
View ArticleOh, HELL No: Penis Tonguizer
What’s going on here? I mean, really. Does anyone know why this thing exists? Yeah, that is a tongue magically growing under that penis. And just look at all the lovely JELLY colors it’s...
View ArticleOh, HELL No: Fuck My Cock
It’s a penis. With a tiny butt instead of balls. When I said I liked pegging, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind… “You’ve always dreamt of going bareback on a tight ass while you stroke a hard cock,...
View ArticleYour Questions: On Anal
When people find out that I blog about sex related topics they sometimes ask me about toys, but more often, they ask me about sex myths. Frequently these involve STDs, but they often involve anal sex....
View ArticleMasturbatorium #1
Welcome to the Masturbatorium, a roundup of some of my more notable recent orgasms: 9/26- Haven’t used any dildos in almost a year. After cleaning and organizing a bunch of them, I couldn’t help...
View ArticleOh, HELL No: Tilapia Plug
Well, this looks fun. Because everyone wants a fish shaped butt plug, made of substandard materials. I especially like the grooves, they look really fun to clean. Excellent, now I’m trying to restrain...
View ArticleKink Log #1
9/28- Met up with some friends to check out a new dungeon party that is set up in a hotel. We grabbed a really nice dinner (blackberry sangria!) and some coffee (salted caramel!), then went back to...
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